Friday, June 29, 2012

Career Training

I always thought that the kids who knew what career they wanted for the rest of their lives, straight out of high school, were so much more ahead of the game.  They didn't have to mess around wasting money and time in college trying to figure it all out and go through 4 different majors.

So I was very PROUD of my daughter for finding her niche in the career world at 6 months of age . . .

What's that Miss Elle?  You say you have a sore paw?  Just relax.  I'll take care of you.




 
Oh yes.  Your foot looks very puffy and sore.




My oh my.  Upon closer inspection I can see there is something stuck between your toes!





Yeth, yeth, Mith Elle.  Thith beth metod to remoo thuth atween thoeth!






 
NOM! NOM! NOM! NOM!








Some don't approve of my alternative methods.



Feel Better??




5 comments:

krissiecook said...

Yes, homeopathic plush elephant healing may seem like a bit of a niche career, but she seems destined. Also, she seems adorable. Thanks for updating, I don't know how I survived this long without looking at that sweet sweet face.

Amanda said...

If I'm not careful, Logan does that to MY toes. Not as cute as stuffed animal feet.

Unknown said...

This seriously would make a really cute children's book. I laughed...I cried....I wanted more in the end. What a terrific wit you have! Share it with the world.

Angela said...

sooo cute! I can't believe how much this little one has grown. Can't wait to hold her little rolls in person soon!

Ben said...

This is hilarious